1. When you think it;s normal to have a leader called Kevin
2. You've secretly proud of our killer wildlife
3. You understand that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "Wagga" but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy"
4. You pronounce Penrith as "Pen-riff"
5. You wear Ugh Boots outside the house.
6. You understand that all train timetables are works of fiction.
7. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering your garden.
8. When you hear that an American " roots for his team" you wonder how often and with whom.
9. You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorates its highways with large fiberglass bananas and prawns and sheep.
10. You know that certain words must , by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the angels song " Am i ever gonna see your face again".